I found these while surfin in the internet and i just loved it

Girls Poem
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without
a hard-on.I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.I never forget, an important date. You just gotta
deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams,
my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the
ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it? you DICK!?! (OOPPSS sorry!!!)